“Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute – in case you get too near a dementor.” I suppose your parents will go hungry for a month to pay for all those.” “Not as surprised as I am to see you in a shop, Weasley. It’d be worth more than his family’s whole house.” “Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter. “I do feel sorry for all those people who have to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas because they’re not wanted at home.” “Are you trying to earn some extra money, Weasley? Hoping to be gamekeeper yourself when you leave Hogwarts, I suppose – that hut of Hagrid’s must seem like a palace compared to what your family’s used to.” I suppose you and your brothers have to save up, twig by twig.” “What would you know about it, Weasley, you couldn’t afford the handle. “Longbottom, if brains were gold, you’d be poorer than a Weasley, and that’s saying something.” “My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.” Sadly, not all his best burns made it into the movies, so here are some of Draco Malfoy’s best savage moments from the Harry Potter books: In Latin, Draco means “dragon,” which is fitting for most of the verbal fireballs he spits out. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Best Draco Malfoy Burns from the Harry Potter Books
“‘I’m not afraid!’ snarled Malfoy, though he still made no move to hurt Dumbledore. “Don’t you dare insult my mother, Potter.” “Quick! Not a word to anyone! Understood?” If it wasn’t for Madame Pomfrey, another minute or two and I could have lost my arm couldn’t possibly do any homework for weeks.” “ Pansy Parkinson: Does it hurt terribly, Draco? “Wait ’til my father hears about this! This is servant’s stuff!” “The forest? I thought that was a joke! We can’t go in there, students aren’t allowed! And there are…. Whether we Draco fangirls like to admit it or not, he was possibly one of the biggest scaredy-cats of the entire Harry Potter series! Here’s a roundup of his lines that would get him the gold medal for Wuss of the Year: Let’s face it: Malfoy talked the talk, but he didn’t always walk the walk. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Wuss-Worthy Draco Malfoy Lines “Weasley, you weren’t thinking of wearing these, were you? I mean, they were very fashionable in about 1890.” A little louder please, and very clearly. “You’re gonna regret this! You and your bloody chicken!” “Why are you wearing glasses? Reading? I didn’t know you could read.”īONUS: Watch Tom Felton’s lip sync to this line on his TikTok! “Oh, look, Potter, you got yourself a girlfriend!”
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Funny Draco Malfoy Quotes that Made Us Let Out a Hearty Chuckleĭraco Malfoy’s got jokes! Below are some of Malfoy’s finest lines from the films that prove he could have had a career in stand-up: She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.” “Didn’t mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter? Petrificus Totalus! Oh yeah. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix I expect there’s a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.” “I’m surprised the Ministry’s still letting you walk around free, Potter. I don’t think you’re gonna last 10 minutes in this tournament. By personal invitation of Cornelius Fudge himself.” “Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean, you actually fainted?”
“You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn’t it, Weasel-Bee? Don’t your family all sleep in… one room?” “You’re not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute!” “‘Enemies of the Heir, Beware?’ You’ll be next, mudbloods.” So it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. “The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a mudblood died. “Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.” “You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.” “No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.” Famous Harry Potter can’t even go into a bookshop without making the front page.” “Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he’d have remembered to fall on his fat ass.” You don’t wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. “You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. “Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Here’s a roundup of the most malicious Draco Malfoy quotes from the films: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince The Most Malicious Malfoy QuotesĪs much as we love Tom, his character in the Harry Potters films was (honestly) a pretty horrid bully… no matter how good he looked in a suit. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (made famous by that awesome TikTok audio!) Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore’s got this oaf teaching classes.” “Honestly, Goyle, if you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.” “It’s true then, what they’re saying on the train.
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